Despite its mad, l33t catering skillz, A Sound of Thunder is the Worst Movie EVER.
2 Minutes, 5 Seconds In:
Sir Ben Kingsley in a truly horrendous wig. Note also the champagne fountain.
9 Minutes, 0 Seconds In:
BABOONASAURUSES! BA-BOON-A-SAURUSES!
10 Minutes, 45 Seconds In:
A city-scape scene in A Sound of Thunder. Note how obviously blue-screened the background is…
12 Minutes, 24 Seconds In:
It’s a bad sign when your Allosaurus Ice Sculpture looks better than your Allosaurus. Also, caterers get no love.
COMING SOON!
Next time, assuming no cataclysmic space-time catastrophes interfere and we actually get the bloody show recorded, we hope to take a stab at this:
Stab. Bloody. Get it?
The Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast 
With the platinum blond pompadour and the orange skin, Ben Kingsley is looking awful Nature Boy Ric Flair.
iTunes shows them all the way down to The House of 1000 corpses podcast. Maybe it’s because I downloaded that one then skipped to The deep blue sea one.
I believe you meant “anthrocentric”, not “anthromorphic”, which is a word that used to mean something until furries co-opted it for two legged she-fox bitches.
Curse you, Dave Riley, and your 133T Sociology Major verbal skills!