Dino Propaganda – Koopas Ridin’ Dirty

Well, it doesn’t really involve time travel, but it does have alternate dimensions. And that’s why Super Mario Brothers is the Greatest Movie EVER.


9 Minutes, 29 Seconds In:

Dennis Hopper as Koopa. That’s his real tongue.


10 Minutes, 26 Seconds In:

That’s not big hair?


10 Minutes, 39 Seconds In:

Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo as the Mario Brothers. Chicks dig the `stache.


11 Minutes, 43 Seconds In:



13 Minutes, 48 Seconds In:
It becomes clear that the Almighty Gooberzilla does not know the lingo.


19 Minutes, 50 Seconds In:

Chimps are the epitome of hilarity.


  1. Dave says:

    You cannot seriously be associating the Super Scope with crap like the Power Glove. Sure, the design may have been a little gimmicky, but it was an awesome light gun, and had some excellent games (Metal Combat is the bomb).

  2. Jeff Tatarek says:

    Chimps may be the height of hilarity, but they’re not monkeys. Nor are gorillas, orangutans, gibbons or bonobos (all apes) or lemurs (they’re…lemurs).

    Sorry, but being married to a physical anthropologist with a grad school background in primatology compels me to do so. I think it’s some kind of implant.

  3. Gooberzilla says:

    Any gimmick controller automatically gets associated with the Power Glove. Childhood trauma and all that.

    Jeff, you are absolutely correct. We know chimps are apes, not monkeys. We simply used the term “monkey” because that is the term that Koopa and his minions incorrectly applied in the film. Also, “monkey” is infinitely funnier when said aloud than “ape”.

  4. Jeff Tatarek says:

    I cannot argue with that flawless logic, good sir. Nor can I argue with Hollywood’s flawed logic, no matter how much I try.–>

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