Expectations Destroyed.

The Worst Movie EVER!

Destroy all expectations, because Mortal Kombat: Annihilation is the Worst Movie EVER!

 This film contains:

Shao Kahn, Dapper Habberdasher.

Villains with Choice Hats.

NINJAS!

Ninjas. (Suddenly, hundreds of them.)

Sindel, one hot Mama.

Red Hot Undead Mamas.

Go on, kiss her!

Touching Drama!

He knows kung-fu.

Kung Fu-wielding Dragons.

 And speaking of Dragons…

COMING SOON!

COMING SOON!

Somebody call Stromnir!

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6 Responses

  1. You’re not suposed to watch this Mortal Kombat. 😦

  2. COMING SOON!
    Reign of Fire 2! Stromnir’s Revenge!

  3. A new episode? So soon? Paul, you’re my hero…

  4. I made the mistake of renting this the same time I rented the american Godzilla film. I thought I’d have a night where I completely turned off my brain and watch these two movies. Somehow I watched all of Godzilla but I had to fast forward Mortal Kombat to the fight scenes which weren’t even that good. That Animality scene should’ve just been claymation it probably would’ve looked better.

  5. Dragonslayer is coming up next? (rubs hands together) Eeeexcellent…

  6. I can’t wait for Dragonslayer, even though it was made in the 80’s I think the visual effects in this movie make for the best dragons depicted on film yet.

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