Labyrinths and Lollipops?

The Greatest Movie EVER?

Strap on your scabbards, adventurers, because

Mazes and Monsters is the Greatest (Worst?) Movie EVER!

This movie contains:

Some have mystical powers.

Helpful Skeletons. (“Beware the Sacrilege!”)

Tom Hank's is losin' it.

Crazy people.

Man. that's a stupid hat.

Stupid Hats.

FINAL THOUGHT!

I hope that dragon fails its Saving Throw vs Doritos…

COMING SOON!

COMING SOON.

We’re going to keep this Satanic Death bus a-rollin’

when Chad “Winter” Clayton returns to take a stab at

The Black Cauldron.

4 Comments

  1. Kidder's avatar Kidder says:

    Sweet oogly-moogly! I just had a Disney film marathon with my little cousin and we watched Black Cauldron. I remember it being joke-scary (as in extremely scary for those of you not from the UK) when I was a kid, but my cousin didn’t even whimper. Maybe she’s just a tough cookie, but I reckon it’s all this hippity-hop and MTV’s that’s desensitizing the young-un’s.

  2. Young Freud's avatar Young Freud says:

    I watched this (or really selected scenes) with a friend recently. We both noticed that nothing about M&M the game resembles any role-playing game we’ve played. You can see when they’re playing the game that their characters’ sheet, save the really well-done potrait, have nothing that remotely looks like a character sheet from D&D: no attributes, no real skills, only a list of spells and powers. It’s like it’s their notes from a script-reading.

    I’m not even sure how the game board is supposed to work, with it getting filled in haphazardly while they play. But, the cardboard figures are cool.

  3. Ian's avatar Ian says:

    I just saw a few minutes of Black Cauldron recently it looked like a good cartoon.

  4. Kidder's avatar Kidder says:

    oh and good luck to Katherine

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