Watch out for the naughty tentacles, because
The Host is the Worst Movie EVER!
This film contains:
Dedicated Civil Servants Protecting the Public…kinda…
Oh yeah, there’s a Monster in here, somewhere.
What watching this movie feels like:
If only there were something that could wash
the awful taste of this pitiful excuse
for a Monster Movie out of my mouth…
OH WAIT, THERE IS!