It’s time to pick on babies and monkeys, because
The Andromeda Strain is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
One Unfortunate Monkey.
SCIENCE!
Pyramid Head?
Your Tax Dollars at Work.
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It’s time to pick on babies and monkeys, because
The Andromeda Strain is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
One Unfortunate Monkey.
SCIENCE!
Pyramid Head?
Your Tax Dollars at Work.
Strap on your fur bikini, because One Million Years BC
is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
GIANT IGUANA.
Child-Eating Allosaurus.
THE SAVAGE SEA TURTLE!
Oh, yeah. Raquel Welch is in there, too.
Cuddle up with a cute half-orc man slave,
because Dungeons & Dragons: Wrath of the Dragon God
is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
OH SNAP! A MIGHTY KRAKEN!
Champagne Villains.
BARBARIAN RAGE!
FINAL THOUGHT:
Undertones!
COMING SOON!

“GRRR! ARGH!”
Keep your freaking flight mask ON,
because Wing Commander is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Space Kittens.
SPACE BULLDOZER.
Final Thought:
“Oh, come on, Scooby Doo wasn’t that bad…”
COMING SOON!

We keep the pain train rolling full steam when Angel, George and I tackle
Dungeons & Dragons: Wrath of the Dragon God.