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The Zany Hijinks of My Buddy Pyramid Head & Me

Posted on June 30, 2013 by gooberzilla

Sharpen your butcher knives, because Silent Hill: Revelation 3D is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean ‘Hollywood’ Hunting.

Review in a Nutshell: A misguided attempt to bring the plot of the films in line with the narrative of the video games, Silent Hill: Revelation 3D tries for grotesque horror and fails spectacularly with hilarious results. Few films have made me laugh this hard while attempting to scare or unsettle me.

Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Horror, Video Game Movies, Zombies | Tagged: 3D Movies, Adelaide Clemens, Carrie-Anne Moss, Deborah Kara Unger, Horror, Kit Harrington, Konami, Malcolm McDowell, Michael J. Bassett, Radha Mitchell, Sean Bean, Silent Hill, Video Game Movies | 3 Comments »

Paul Chapman vs the Internet

Posted on May 9, 2013 by gooberzilla

Break out your Tumblr bingo card, because Scott Pilgrim vs the World may not be the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Tom and Rachel Pandich.

Review in a Nutshell: A technically adept film with outstanding visual composition and moments of genuine humor, Scott Pilgrim vs the World is nonetheless dragged under by an onslaught of unsympathetic characters. It is the triumph of style over substance.

Filed under: Comedy, Comic Book Movies, Fantasy, Greatest Movie EVER, Kung Fu, Video Game Movies | Tagged: Bryan Lee O'Malley, Comedy, Comic Book Movies, Dysfunctional Relationships, Edgar Wright, Michael Cera, Scott Pilgrim, Video Game Movies | 49 Comments »

God Bless Uwe Boll IV: Fat Man vs Meatball Sandwich

Posted on June 24, 2011 by gooberzilla

Watch out for gray-painted super soldiers, because Far Cry is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Jeff “Rich Lather” Tatarek of the Lather’s Blather Podcast.

Review in a Nutshell: Filled with solid action sequences crippled by incompetent camerawork and bad editing, Far Cry is half good film, half Uwe Boll disaster. On the other hand, did you see that freaking chopper explode?

Filed under: Greatest Movie EVER, Sci Fi, Video Game Movies | Tagged: Far Cry, Michael Pare, Til Schweiger, Udo Kier, Uwe Boll, Video Game Movies | 11 Comments »

God Bless Uwe Boll Part III: Not LotR, Srsly

Posted on May 16, 2010 by gooberzilla

Break out the boomerangs, because In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, aka Jason Statham Rides a Horse and Kills People, is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest co-host Daryl Surat of AnimeWorldOrder.

Review in a Nutshell: Uwe Boll has an amazing gift to take any film of any genre and any budget-level and transform it into a clattering wreck of ineptitude punctuated with moments of actual competance. In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale is no exception, and might possibly be Boll’s magnum opus.

Filed under: Fantasy, Greatest Movie EVER, Kung Fu, Ninjas, Uwe Boll | Tagged: Burt Reynolds, Fantasy, Jason Statham, John Rhys-Davies, Kristanna Loken, Matthew Lillard, Ray Liotta, Ron Perlman, Uwe Boll, Video Game Movies, Will Sanderson | 13 Comments »

NEEEEEEEEERD!

Posted on January 15, 2010 by gooberzilla

Boot up your identity disc program, because TRON is the Greatest (i.e. Nerdiest) Movie EVER!

This episode features special guest host “Joey Snackpants” from Green Mustard Productions.

Click on the movie poster or the link above to download our review of the film.

Review in a Nutshell: Jeff Bridges and Bruce Boxleitner are digital warriors in the computer world, rescuing the pre-Internets from the evil Master Control Program. It doesn’t get much nerdier than this.

Behold the Horrors that this Movie hath Wrought upon the Web: