The Zany Hijinks of My Buddy Pyramid Head & Me

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Sharpen your butcher knives, because Silent Hill: Revelation 3D is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean ‘Hollywood’ Hunting.

Review in a Nutshell: A misguided attempt to bring the plot of the films in line with the narrative of the video games, Silent Hill: Revelation 3D tries for grotesque horror and fails spectacularly with hilarious results. Few films have made me laugh this hard while attempting to scare or unsettle me.

Paul Chapman vs the Internet

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Break out your Tumblr bingo card, because Scott Pilgrim vs the World may not be the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Tom and Rachel Pandich.

Review in a Nutshell: A technically adept film with outstanding visual composition and moments of genuine humor, Scott Pilgrim vs the World is nonetheless dragged under by an onslaught of unsympathetic characters. It is the triumph of style over substance.

God Bless Uwe Boll IV: Fat Man vs Meatball Sandwich

Watch out for gray-painted super soldiers, because Far Cry is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Jeff “Rich Lather” Tatarek of the Lather’s Blather Podcast.

Review in a Nutshell:  Filled with solid action sequences crippled by incompetent camerawork and bad editing, Far Cry is half good film, half Uwe Boll disaster.  On the other hand, did you see that freaking chopper explode?

God Bless Uwe Boll Part III: Not LotR, Srsly

Break out the boomerangs, because In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, aka Jason Statham Rides a Horse and Kills People, is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest co-host Daryl Surat of AnimeWorldOrder.

Review in a Nutshell:  Uwe Boll has an amazing gift to take any film of any genre and any budget-level and transform it into a clattering wreck of ineptitude punctuated with moments of actual competance.  In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale is no exception, and might possibly be Boll’s magnum opus.

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Boot up your identity disc program, because TRON is the Greatest (i.e. Nerdiest) Movie EVER!

This episode features special guest host “Joey Snackpants” from Green Mustard Productions.

Click on the movie poster or the link above to download our review of the film.

Review in a Nutshell:  Jeff Bridges and Bruce Boxleitner are digital warriors in the computer world, rescuing the pre-Internets from the evil Master Control Program.  It doesn’t get much nerdier than this.

Behold the Horrors that this Movie hath Wrought upon the Web:

Tron Guy.  You’ve seen it.  You can’t un-see it.

“I Have Stolen Your Fish!”

Tie up your hair in ox-horns, because Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li is the Greatest (?) Movie EVER!

Review in a Nutshell:  Brightly-lit but grimly-scripted, The Legend of Chun-Li is a train-wreck of a film.  Watch it just to prove you could.

This movie does not contain:

Chun Li?

M. Bison?

Vega?

Liu Kang?

 

“Welcome to SNARF.”

The Greatest Movie EVER!

Keep your freaking flight mask ON,

because Wing Commander is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This movie contains:

KILLDOZER!

Space Kittens.

KILLDOZER!

SPACE BULLDOZER.

Final Thought:

“Oh, come on, Scooby Doo wasn’t that bad…”

COMING SOON!

We keep the pain train rolling full steam when Angel, George and I tackle

Dungeons & Dragons: Wrath of the Dragon God.