Give that Gorilla an Oscar!

Watch out for Calcifier Death Rays, because Robot Monster is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Review in a Nutshell: A cautionary tale about the dangers of amateur archaeology, ferocious dinosaurs, and robots that wish to be like the Hoo-man.  Truly, Robot Monster is the King Lear of robot films.

This movie contains:

DINOSAURS!

ROBOTS!

TRUE ROMANCE?

CLOSING THOUGHT!

The Hell of the 50 Movie Pack Must Never Die!

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8 Responses

  1. Elmer Bernstein did the music for this??

    I just died a little inside

  2. See, Eduardo, that is because you have emotions. Because you re Hu-man, not Ro-man.

  3. I highly recommend picking up the ‘Gore and More’ 10 pack.
    If you do, please review ‘Night Train to Terror’. It has 3 movies that were never finished, lots of claymation, and Bull from Night Court!

  4. Goob–

    Thanks for the shout out, and rest assured, it will take more than White Pongo to knock me out of The Hell of 50 Movie Pack. Next stop: Laser Mission and Snow Creature. That Marc Dacascos inherited a Brandon Lee role but never actually made a movie with Brandon Lee is as tragic as Bruce never having made a movie with Sonny Chiba. Instead of farting around with Indiana Jones, maybe George Lucas could use his powers for good, just this once, and CGI us up a movie where Brandon Lee (the hothead) and Mark Dacascos (by the books) team up to stop Billy Drago from tearing down their old community center martial arts school.

  5. You must watch the MST3K version of this film.

    Your life will improve tremendously once you do – including minty fresh breath.

  6. Awwww, 2-D? Glad I still have the VHS version in STUNNING 3-D then! Because there’s nothing like a gorilla suit gesturing at you while bubbles float about to really grok the whole experience!

  7. Ah yes… the monster from the world
    where intelligent life evolved from
    apes…and water coolers.

  8. When Ro-man conquers Earth, all hoo-mans will be forced to watch Robot Monster 24/7. Or else. We have back=up. Plan 9 From Outer Space. Your choice. Resistance is futile!

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