The Mega-Low Down on the Megalodon in Mallorca.

Fuel up the helicopter, because Shark Attack in the Mediterranean is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring M.O.M., the Mistress of Malapropisms.

Review in a Nutshell:  A perfect storm of hilarious dubbing and scenes lifted from other, bigger movies, Shark Attack in the Meditarranean, aka Shark Alarm off Mallorca, features surprisingly good CG sharks and the charming antics of bodybuilder-turned-actor Ralf Moeller.  As always, M.O.M. loves the scenery.

If you’re interested in purchasing this film, check out the Amazon links below:

Shark Attack in the Mediterranean


  1. the german “mallorca” is pronounced the same as the american “mallorca” 😉
    its fun to see the poor mans arnold trying to act again

  2. Wow, Paul – you and MOM almost make this film sound enjoyable!

    I’m not sure I want to spend $13 on it, but I might watch it on Netflix or Hulu streaming….

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