Category Archives: Kung Fu

Gee Willickers, Snoop Dogg!


Master of the Flying Guillotine is the Greatest Movie EVER. If you don’t believe me, just ask Snoop Dogg.

 


Jimmy Wang Yu.
If you see him make this expression, chances are you’ve got on his bad side.

6 Minutes, 37 Seconds In:

The Master of the Flying Guillotine, in his ultra-subtle disguise as a Nazi monk.

 

9 Minutes, 12 Seconds In:

The Muy Thai Master. Tony Jaa he is not.

 

13 Minutes, 32 Seconds In:

The Yoga Master, and his pet owl, Hootie.

 

19 Minutes, 22 Seconds In:

“Duuuuuh? Bamboo dull axe?”

 

IN CONCLUSION!

Snoop Dogg – much like the Almighty Gooberzilla – has impeccable taste in film.

Test Your Might.


Mortal Kombat is the Greatest Movie EVER. Go out and buy a copy. Heck, buy two: one for you, and one for your Sweet Baboo.

 

5 Minutes, 0 Seconds In:

Yeah, he looks like a Chinese god to me…

 

7 Minutes, 15 Seconds In:

Am I hot?

Or not?

 

14 Minutes, 47 Seconds In:

Tom Dickens, Ravager of Souls!

 

19 Minutes, 9 Seconds:

I can think of worse ways to die…

 

Why Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa deserves an Academy Award:



COMING SOON!
Something involving dinosaurs and time travel, something involving Flying Guillotines, or something involving Uwe Boll. ONLY TIME WILL TELL!

Greg Saves Ancient China

The Lost Empire aka “The Monkey King” is the Greatest Mini-Series EVER. Don’t believe us? Does any other mini-series have…


…Bai Ling as a goddess in disguise?


…Terra cotta warriors?


…Pig-men and humorless monks?

14 Minutes, 17 Seconds In:

Saving Throw vs. Eighties Pop Culture…failed.

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OH SNAP! A REAL TIGER!

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In case you can’t tell from the picture, that’s Greg with a fly’s body. Or perhaps a fly with Greg’s head.

FINAL THOUGHT:

Wait a minute…

It’s a trap!!!

COMING SOON!

“Skinnamarinky dinky dink, Skinnamarinky doo, Nemmy luv you!”

Head-butting and Hoover-like Anatomy.

Shaolin Executioners is the Greatest Movie EVER.

 

Fair warning, when I mixed this episode on my laptop, the voice levels sounded fine. But when I exported the file to other computers, for some reason Hollywood sounds a lot louder than me. I apologize for that. Next time we’ll take away his bull-horn, I promise.

 

I also apologize for the grainy nature of the following screen-caps. Unfortunately, the capture software refused to play the HK bootleg version of the film, so to capture these frames I had to fall back on the OOP Ground Zero legitimate American release, which unfortunately looks like a tenth-generation VHS transfer. Condolences.

 

3 Minutes, 15 Seconds In:

VACUU-CROTCH! OH SNAP!

 

5 Minutes, 0 Seconds In:

Li Li Li (aka Lilly Li) as “Crane Girl”. She’s a cutie.

 

6 Minutes, 28 Seconds In:

It’s a good thing I blocked that strike with my face…

 

9 Minutes, 5 Seconds In:

TIGER-STYLE!!!

 

16 Minutes, 37 Seconds In:

KUNG FU PIGGY-BACK!

 

COMING SOON!

Eat your heart out, Indiana Jones.