The Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast
Reviewing only the finest films in the history of cinema. And robots, too.
Despite my inexplicable affection for the theatrical cut,
Highlander II: The Quickening (Renegade Version) is
the Worst Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
BIIIIIIIIIIRD-MAN!
Once again, BIIIIIIIIIIRD MAN!
Michael Ironside’s one facial expression.
Michael Ironside’s other facial expression.
This movie also contains:
“RAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEEEEZ!”
This movie does not contain:
The Ozone Layer.
Zardoz is the Greatest Movie EVER. Or possibly the Worst. It’s the cinematic equivalent of being hit in the brain with a slice of lemon wrapped in a solid gold brick.
4 Minutes, 0 Seconds In:
ZARDOZ!
12 Minutes, 22 Seconds – 13 Minutes, 55 Seconds In:
Gooberzilla calls shenanigans on Hideaki Anno.
14 Minutes, 3 Seconds In:
He really does look like Paul McCartney.
14 Minutes, 54 Seconds In:
Pyramid-trap! OH SNAP!
17 Minutes, 11 Seconds In:
Boned.
Closing thought:
At least Zardoz was politically progressive, huh?
Next episode is Deep Blue Sea, I promise!
The Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast 