Time-Traveling, Alien, Virtual-Reality, Alternative-Dimensional Scotsmen

The Worst Movie EVER!

Despite my inexplicable affection for the theatrical cut,

Highlander II: The Quickening (Renegade Version) is

the Worst Movie EVER!

This movie contains:

Biiiiiiird Man!

BIIIIIIIIIIRD-MAN!

Biiiiiiiiird Man, Redux!

Once again, BIIIIIIIIIIRD MAN!

Michael Ironside as General Katana

Michael Ironside’s one facial expression.

He's such a happy guy.

Michael Ironside’s other facial expression.

This movie also contains:

Sean Connery as Ramirez

“RAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEEEEZ!”

This movie does not contain:

The Ozone Layer

The Ozone Layer.

Deep, Deep Symbolism.

Zardoz is the Greatest Movie EVER. Or possibly the Worst. It’s the cinematic equivalent of being hit in the brain with a slice of lemon wrapped in a solid gold brick.

 

4 Minutes, 0 Seconds In:

ZARDOZ!

 

12 Minutes, 22 Seconds – 13 Minutes, 55 Seconds In:

Gooberzilla calls shenanigans on Hideaki Anno.

 

14 Minutes, 3 Seconds In:

He really does look like Paul McCartney.

 

14 Minutes, 54 Seconds In:

Pyramid-trap! OH SNAP!

 

17 Minutes, 11 Seconds In:

Boned.

 

Closing thought:

At least Zardoz was politically progressive, huh?

 

Next episode is Deep Blue Sea, I promise!