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Hold onto your brains, because Scanners is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to

download our review of the film, featuring M.O.M., the Mistress of Malapropisms.

Review in a Nutshell: Often mis-classified as a horror film, Scanners is better described as a genre-blending science fiction film with elements of espionage and body horror. Patrick McGoohan is full of bombast and bravura and Michael Ironside is delightfully villainous, and the special make-up effects are still horrifying and grotesque even today.

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Let your freak flag fly, because Nightbreed is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the Bluray cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring ‘Internet Terrorist’ Tom Pandich and Violence Jill.

Review in a Nutshell: Clive Barker is a weird dude and Canada is a strange place in this dark fantasy / supernatural romance that was originally miss-advertised as a slasher flick. The Director’s Cut of Nightbreed is a superior version of the film in nearly every respect, although Paul still has his reservations.  See the film for its imaginative make-up effects and grim sense of humor.

Dead Teenagers. IN SPACE!

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Sharpen up your machete, because Jason X is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film,

featuring Thomas Pandich of Skin Crawling Comics.

Review in a Nutshell: It’s Jason. In Space. `Nuff said.

Bathtub Dizziness vs Hospital Sex?

Grease up your Bio-Port, because eXistenZ is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Review in a Nutshell:  An inspired and unsettling piece of metafiction, eXistenZ is also a sexually-charged, reality-bending science fiction film.  Long live the New Flesh!

This movie contains:

Mutated Amphibians.

Exciting Advances in Game Technology.

Symbolism, maybe?

Ewwwwww!  Don’t stick your tongue in my Bio-Port!

EDIT!  This podcast contains:

Jeremy, from Destroy All Podcasts DX.  I’d insert another witty caption to go with this picture,

but I’m too entranced by the sheer manliness of his passionate bass playing.