“Cyberpunk? NAJICA!?!”

Jack into your virtual reality headset, because Johnny Mnemonic is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the poster or the movie title above to download our review of the film, featuring Dave and Joel from Fast Karate for the Gentleman.

Review in a Nutshell:  Johnny Mnemonic is a poor adaptation with a surprisingly high number of hilarious things going on it.  It’s proof positive that some authors should not be allowed to adapt their own work.

This movie contains:

The Internet!

Udo Kier, being Udo Kier.

“Send you down to Rikerth, wear an orange jumpthuit!”

Dr. Henry Rollins, Cybersurgeon Extraordinaire.


Johnny Mnemonic, the Highlight Reel.

The Most Dangerous Month – Surviving the Game

The Greatest Movie EVER!
Beware of priests bearing gifts, because Surviving the Game is the Greatest Movie EVER!
No Screen-caps this time. I’m super tired.
But as a measure of compensation…

“Because Stone Cold Said So!”