As a special Halloween-themed treat (or is it a trick?), we declare that
Hocus Pocus and Empire of the Ants are the Greatest Movies EVER!
Reviews in a Nutshell: Hocus Pocus has Sarah Jessica Parker as a sorcerous seductress. Empire of the Ants has giant, radioactive ants. What more needs to be said?
These movies (respectively) contain:
ZOMG GIANT ANTS.
SATAN.
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“Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground…Democrat?”
Get out the Geiger counter, because C.H.U.D. is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Review in a Nutshell: A cheesy horror film from the early eighties, C.H.U.D. succeeds thanks to solid performances from the cast, strong editing, and a psychologically-oppressive atmosphere. The rubber monster suits help, too.
This movie contains:
Crazy Homeless People.
Grumpy Frumpy Face.
The mutation makes your eyes all glowy…
FINAL THOUGHT!
Producer Andrew Bonime’s response to the C.H.U.D. DVD commentary can be found here.
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