Giving Spaghetti Code a New Meaning

The DVD cover of Runaway (1984), featuring actor Tom Selleck wielding a futuristic pistol.

Watch out for killer robots, because Runaway (1984) is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the DVD cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Jeff “Rich Lather” Tatarek.

Review in a Nutshell: One part police procedural, one part science fiction thriller, Runaway (1984) is a squarely average film buoyed up by some solid production design and an unnerving performance by Gene Simmons as the villainous mad scientist.

Men WITH Hats.

Watch out for dingos, because Quigley Down Under is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.

Review in a Nutshell:  A competently composed film set in the wild west of Australia, Quigley Down Under has solid performances, some dark undertones, and the coolest rifle in cinema history.

ERRATA:  I meant Men at Work, not Men Without Hats.  All of my music-related puns fail miserably.