Posted on March 12, 2009 by gooberzilla

Strap on your explosion-proof T-shirt, because The Marine is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Review in a Nutshell: The Marine is a throwback to an earlier era in action movies, when the heroes were nigh-invulnerable and the mayhem was constant. I wouldn’t have it any other way.

This photo demonstrates both John Cena’s incredible ‘Angry Face’ and his initiative in creative war-paint design.
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Posted on February 24, 2008 by gooberzilla
Don’t touch that high-speed Internet connection to the streaming death show,
This movie contains:
Blonde Eye Candy.
Interior Decorators.
Crazy Asian Guys.
Vinnie “Evil McEvilstein” Jones.
COMING SOON!
Hunt You Like an Animal: The Most Dangerous Month
continues with perhaps the worst canoe-camping trip EVER…
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