Big Month of Dick – Total Recall

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The Greatest Movie EVER!

Don’t have a schizoid embolism, because Total Recall is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This film contains:

She's dead, Jim.

MISOGYNY.

Wait.  WHAT?

Prosthetic Heads.

Hey, that dude swallowed a pistol.

WAY COOL CG!

How many fetishes is that?

The Future Mrs. Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.

COMING SOON!

COMING SOON!

Chicks dig dudes with good skills.

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11 Responses

  1. This film needed more turtles.

  2. The slight qualms with regards to this Greatest Movie EVER! are entirely related to my being passed over for this review. I certainly do not disapprove of the Total Recall divorce method or all the collateral damage to innocent bystanders, sir!

    Though to your credit, if I had to do multiple takes for AWO due to not being funny enough, none of my segments would ever be released.

  3. In addition to robert Picardo playing Johnnie Cab, there is another TR/Star Trek connection. The 3-breasted woman appeared twice on the Next Generation as an ensign named Sonya Gomez. Alas, it seems Ensign Gomez only had the traditional two breasts.

  4. I’m not sure if I’m happy or disappointed that none of you made the “one of them was paper mache” joke from Family Guy when discussing the 3-boobed hooker.

  5. I don’t think I’ve ever commented on this board before now but to Young Freud:

    It was on the tip of my tongue the whole time. Why I never launched it is a mystery to this day.

  6. Can you really call it misogyny if it’s Sharon Stone?

  7. I’m glad we didn’t make any references to Family Guy. Referencing Family Guy is the anti-funny.

  8. Ha ha. You used the phrases “delicate touch” and “directed by Paul Verhoeven” in the same podcast.

  9. I don’t know why you didn’t have an ensemble cast of podcasters for “Total Recall”. It would have been great like the “Commando” podcast.

    Cool podcasts… You didn’t talk enough about psychic mutants.

    Happy Halloween!

  10. best line: “see you at the party.”

  11. Nope, my favourite lines are Cohaagen: “I blow this place sky-high and be home in time for cornflakes!” and Richter and his goon “I wouldn’t want some guy working my old lady” “You saying she liked it!?!” “Nah, I’m sure she hated every minute of it!”

    Also Paul’s comment about the poor guy on the escalator being cut to pieces by Richter & Co. almost made me wet myself laughing. Everyone in the room with me kept looking at me and then trying to make eye contact with the floor.

    Plus Sean’s piece at the end about Patrick Swayze was just as funny but Paul wins out cos he’s the host. That and I need to stay on his good side.

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