Big Month of Dick – Paycheck

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The Worst Movie EVER!

Hold on to your fishing hats, because Paycheck is the Worst Movie EVER!

This movie contains:

Brains are microwave safe.

MIND LASERS.

Dig that stylish hat.

Fisherman Hats.

Mexican Stand-Offs.

And that brings an end to the Big Month of Dick. Thanks for listening!

Which makes me wonder what is COMING SOON?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Big Month of Dick – Total Recall

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The Greatest Movie EVER!

Don’t have a schizoid embolism, because Total Recall is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This film contains:

She's dead, Jim.

MISOGYNY.

Wait.  WHAT?

Prosthetic Heads.

Hey, that dude swallowed a pistol.

WAY COOL CG!

How many fetishes is that?

The Future Mrs. Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.

COMING SOON!

COMING SOON!

Chicks dig dudes with good skills.

Big Month of Dick – Impostor

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The Greatest Movie EVER!

Trust nobody, because Impostor is the Greatest Movie EVER!

(And also the Worst Movie EVER!)

This movie contains:

Gary Sinise.

Vincent D’Onofrio.

Torture.

(Er, I mean “Geneva Convention Sanctioned Interrogation Techniques.”)

PARANOIA.

Keith David Impersonators.

Big Mutherin’ Explosions.

COMING SOON!

Turtle Recall?

Big Month of Dick – Next

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 The Worst Movie EVER!

If only we could have foreseen

that Next is the Worst Movie EVER.

This movie contains:

The Cage.

The Cage.

The Cage

The Cage.

The Cage

The Cage.

She's a cutie.

Oh yeah. Jessica Biel is in it, too.

This movie does not contain:

The Golden Man by Philip K. Dick

Golden Men.

COMING SOON!

COMING SOON!

I bet those groin-seeking lasers are making Spencer Olham a trifle nervous…

Big Month of Dick – A Scanner Darkly

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The Greatest Movie EVER?

My brain may be muddled, but is A Scanner Darkly

the Greatest Movie EVER?

This film contains:

Sweet little pills!

DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS.

Brilliant casting!

Paranoia.

More brilliant casting!

Burned-out Hippies.

Whoah.

Keanu.

Alien Weirdo.

Alien Weirdos.

COMING SOON!

COMING SOON!

The Cage wonders what might be coming Next

Big Month of Dick – Screamers

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The Greatest Movie EVER!

It begins with scream, not a whimper

because Screamers is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This film contains:

He's so stoic.

Peter Weller, a king among actors.

He looks like Dan O'Bannon.

Fragile people in bad situations.

Knife-licking Psychos.

Aw, how romantic.

TRUE LOVE?

Screamer, Type I Revised

UNDEAD ROBOT DINOSAURS FROM HELL.

Next up on the Big Month of Dick…

COMING SOON!

Keanu has had better days…