The Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast
Reviewing only the finest films in the history of cinema. And robots, too.
Strap on your hawk wings and your emerald green leggings, because Flash Gordon is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the poster or the movie title above to download our review of the film, featuring Ken Nabbe, aka The Internet’s Joey Snackpants.
Review in a Nutshell: A film that wallows a little too much in its own sense of campiness, Flash Gordon nevertheless has great costumes, colorful sets, and solid model design. The supporting characters, especially the villains, really steal the show.
Lash up some bamboo scaffolding, because Return to the 36th Chamber is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.
Review in a Nutshell: Return to the 36th Chamber is a kinder, gentler kung fu film that’s low on murder but high on comedy and creative choreography. Included in this review is a discussion of how to find good martial arts films for fledgling kung fu fans.
This movie contains:
Wirework.
Coconut Head.
BOSS WANG. BOSS WANG. BOSS WANG.
Break out the gas cannisters and the net-guns, because The Green Slime is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring the return of M.O.M.!
Review in a Nutshell: The Green Slime has got giant meteors menacing the Earth, ungodly alien monsters, and leggy fashion models in silver jumpsuits. What more do you want?
This movie contains:
Space Disco.
Awful Green Things from Outer Space.
The Somber Thumbs-Up of Victory.
Hide your secret decoder rings, because The Shadow is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Katherine the Great.
Review in a Nutshell: Similar to films such as The Phantom and The Rocketeer, The Shadow is a period adventure film featuring action, romance, and a nice sense of style. Some of the CG special effects haven’t aged so well, but the movie is still fun for children of all ages.
This movie contains:
Alec Baldwin as Fu Manchu.
The man responsible for Mongolian Barbeque.
Psychic Knives.
Invisible Skyscrapers. (You can’t see it. It’s invisible.)
This movie does not contain:
David Bowie’s Codpiece.
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