Category Archives: Dinosaurs

More Dino Propaganda – Dino Catering!

 

Despite its mad, l33t catering skillz, A Sound of Thunder is the Worst Movie EVER.

 

2 Minutes, 5 Seconds In:

Sir Ben Kingsley in a truly horrendous wig. Note also the champagne fountain.

 

9 Minutes, 0 Seconds In:

BABOONASAURUSES! BA-BOON-A-SAURUSES!

 

10 Minutes, 45 Seconds In:

A city-scape scene in A Sound of Thunder. Note how obviously blue-screened the background is…

 

12 Minutes, 24 Seconds In:

It’s a bad sign when your Allosaurus Ice Sculpture looks better than your Allosaurus. Also, caterers get no love.

 

COMING SOON!
Next time, assuming no cataclysmic space-time catastrophes interfere and we actually get the bloody show recorded, we hope to take a stab at this:

Stab. Bloody. Get it?

Dino Propaganda – Koopas Ridin’ Dirty


Well, it doesn’t really involve time travel, but it does have alternate dimensions. And that’s why Super Mario Brothers is the Greatest Movie EVER.

 

9 Minutes, 29 Seconds In:

Dennis Hopper as Koopa. That’s his real tongue.

 

10 Minutes, 26 Seconds In:

That’s not big hair?

 

10 Minutes, 39 Seconds In:

Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo as the Mario Brothers. Chicks dig the `stache.

 

11 Minutes, 43 Seconds In:

GOOMBA ALERT!

 

13 Minutes, 48 Seconds In:
It becomes clear that the Almighty Gooberzilla does not know the lingo.

 

19 Minutes, 50 Seconds In:

Chimps are the epitome of hilarity.