Watch out for pirates, gangsters, and Tibetan monks, because The Quest is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the poster or the movie title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.
Review in a Nutshell: Essentially Bloodsport retold in the 1920s, The Quest is Jean-Claude Van Damme’s directorial debut. It’s a fun but flawed film which includes Roger Moore, elephants, and boatloads of inadvertent homoerotic subtext.
Sometimes you’ve just got to dance-fight for freedom, because Only the Strong is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Review in a Nutshell: Mark Dacascos saves a dozen troubled high schoolers through the power of capoeira. He also beats up a gang of drug lords, also through the power of capoeira. Truly, all of life’s problems can be solved with a careful application of the art of Brazilian dance-fighting.
This movie contains:
Purple Sweatpants of Justice.
This brings the Big Month of Mark to its conclusion. Don’t worry, we’ll be sure to cover other Mark Dacascos films, such as Brotherhood of the Wolf and Crying Freeman, at some later date.
In the mean time, it’s back to our regularly scheduled programming.