Kiss your Neutonian physics good-bye, because
The Black Hole is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Maximillian, the Scariest Robot EVER.
Mad Scientists.
The baked potato mind laser scene, which we completely failed to talk about…
The toughest garbage disposal units in the galaxy.
Ambiguous Endings.
COMING SOON!

“I hope that zombie doesn’t try to lick my face…”