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Like the Wu-Tang Clan, Neo-Noir is For the Children

There goes your childhood, because Who Framed Roger Rabbit is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring M.O.M., the Mistress of Malapropisms.

Review in a Nutshell: A genuine oddity, Who Framed Roger Rabbit is a seamless mixture of live-action and animation in service to a Neo-Noir plot featuring conspiracy, blackmail, adultery, and gruesome, gruesome murder…all in a film ostensibly aimed at children. Seriously, folks, who was this movie for?

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Hyperdimensional Blender Robots from Hell!

The Greatest Movie EVER!
Kiss your Neutonian physics good-bye, because
The Black Hole is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
WAAAAAH!  Make it stop!  Make it stop!
Maximillian, the Scariest Robot EVER.
Also named Maximillian (Schell).
Mad Scientists.
MIND LASERS!
The baked potato mind laser scene, which we completely failed to talk about…
V.I.N.C.E.N.T. and B.O.B.
The toughest garbage disposal units in the galaxy.
Planet?  Heaven?  Who knows?
Ambiguous Endings.
COMING SOON!
COMING SOON!
“I hope that zombie doesn’t try to lick my face…”