Respekdagater!

Hold onto your hair-plugs, because Alligator is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Review in a Nutshell:  Humorous and horrific, tightly edited and carefully paced, Alligator is the giant reptile movie that all the others imitate.  Accept no substitutes!

This movie contains:

Robert Forster, the World’s Unluckiest Cop.

Henry Silva, Great White Hunter.

Male Pattern Baldness.

Gators Crashin’ Your Garden Party.

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Hyperdimensional Blender Robots from Hell!

The Greatest Movie EVER!
Kiss your Neutonian physics good-bye, because
The Black Hole is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
WAAAAAH!  Make it stop!  Make it stop!
Maximillian, the Scariest Robot EVER.
Also named Maximillian (Schell).
Mad Scientists.
MIND LASERS!
The baked potato mind laser scene, which we completely failed to talk about…
V.I.N.C.E.N.T. and B.O.B.
The toughest garbage disposal units in the galaxy.
Planet?  Heaven?  Who knows?
Ambiguous Endings.
COMING SOON!
COMING SOON!
“I hope that zombie doesn’t try to lick my face…”

Barack Imoogi?

The 'Greatest' Movie EVER!
Get ready for the Royal Reptile Rumble, because
D-WAR is the ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER!
This movie contains (images swiped from M-TV.com via Google Image Search):
Hey, howyadoin'?
Good Imoogi?
HSSSSSSS!
Bad Imoogi?
DRAGON ROCKETS.
COMING SOON!
COMING SOON!
“Who ordered the Laser Keg?”