Croc Blocked

Bind up the bush pigs, because The Big Alligator River, aka The GreatĀ Alligator, aka Caiman, aka Alligator is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring the return of M.O.M., the Mistress of Malapropisms.

Review in a Nutshell:Ā  Beautiful scenery, weird electronic music, and slick Italian cinematography combined with the lamest rubber alligator puppet you’ll ever see make The Big Alligator River a milestone of croc-sploitation.

This movie contains:

Photography!

Alan Moore?

Mind-boggling Special Effects!

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