The Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast
Reviewing only the finest films in the history of cinema. And robots, too.
Watch out for random fish monsters, because Shocking Dark is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the title or the Blu-ray cover above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Tom Pandich.
Review in a Nutshell: A Z-grade Italian exploitation film that manages to rip-off both The Terminator (1984) and Aliens (1986), Shocking Dark is none-the-less wildly entertaining in its brazenness. It truly has to be seen to be believed.
Hold on to your ancestral family curses, because Black Sunday is The Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the Blu-ray cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Megan, aka “Brainchild“, from The Manga Test Drive.
Review in a Nutshell: A sumptuous pre-giallo Gothic horror film that is also a blatant Dracula rip-off, Black Sunday highlights the aesthetic choices that earned director Mario Bava the title of the godfather of Italian horror.
Hold on to your limbs, because Torso (1973) is the Greatest Movie EVER?
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Review in a Nutshell: A fairly by-the-numbers serial killer exploitation film defined by its penchant for on-screen female nudity and misogynistic violence, Torso (1973) is elevated by a spectacularly suspenseful sequence in the film’s final act, but viewer discretion is strongly advised.
Sharpen up your sickles, because Nightmare City is the Greatest Movie EVER!
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Review in a Nutshell: The very definition of Z-grade Italian zombie knock-off films, Nightmare City is one of those films that just you have to experience to truly understand.
Strap on your space bikini, because Star Crash is definitely the Greatest Movie EVER!
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Review in a Nutshell: Star Crash is an Italian Star Wars knock-off that is amazingly bad on every technical level. Ridiculous, absurd, and illogical, it manages to turn a 92 minute run time into a torturous cinematic experience that lasts an eternity. I love it. I haven’t laughed so hard in years.
This movie contains:
Leaping Cavemen.
Mind Lasers.
Joe Spinell, Space Tyrant.
Polish up your golden, spiked bikini because Conquest is the Greatest Movie EVER!
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to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Oli Bulmer.
Review in a Nutshell: A dark fantasy Spanish / Italian / Mexican co-production that cribs liberally from such films as Conan the Barbarian, Clan of the Cave Bear, Clash of the Titans, and Beastmaster, Conquest is long on smoke machines and short on plot. Expect wolf men, cave men, swamp mummies, and bows that shoot lasers. It’s a very strange film which I think everyone should watch, because Lucio Fulci is a weird dude.
Bind up the bush pigs, because The Big Alligator River, aka The Great Alligator, aka Caiman, aka Alligator is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring the return of M.O.M., the Mistress of Malapropisms.
Review in a Nutshell: Beautiful scenery, weird electronic music, and slick Italian cinematography combined with the lamest rubber alligator puppet you’ll ever see make The Big Alligator River a milestone of croc-sploitation.
This movie contains:
Photography!
Alan Moore?
Mind-boggling Special Effects!
Fuhgeddaboutit! 1990: The Bronx Warriors is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Review in a Nutshell: Fred Williamson, Freddy Mercury impersonators, rollerskates, and gang warfare in an Italian produced rip-off of The Warriors, The Road Warrior, and Escape from New York. It doesn’t get any better than this.
This movie contains:
Pretty Boy Bikers.
Count Chocula.
Fred “Da Hammer” Williamson.
Vic Morrow in a Gestapo get-up.
The Most Terrifying Dance Ensemble in Gangland.
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