Monthly Archives: September 2007

“They Kick High.”

The Worst Movie EVER!

The Big Week of (Philip K.) Dick commences October1,

but in the meantime Dead or Alive is the Worst (Meh-est?) Movie EVER!

NOTE: If the show sounds a little static-filled this time around, it’s because I forgot to recalibrate my mixer after lending it to Daryl Surat during Anime Weekend Atlanta. I’ve fixed the problem; it shouldn’t happen again. (I sent the DVD back to Netflix without capturing any screens or sound effects, so here are some images swiped from Google Imagesearch.)

This film contains:

Purple Hair!

Purple Hair! (Thanks, IGN!)

Oooh, in the rain no less.

Girl Fights!

Mmm...delicious.

CHEESECAKE.

COMING SOON!

Peter Weller in Screamers

“The Second Variety? I thought this was RoboCop 2…”

Global Wubble Will Kill Us All…

The Greatest Movie EVER!

Monitor your greenhouse gas emissions, because

Solar Attack is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This movie contains:

Angry Mr. Sun

An Angry Mr. Sun.

I'd vote for him.

Lou Gossett Jr, President of the USA.

Aren't the Russians our friends?\

Nuclear Wessels.

Well, I'm convinced.

SUPER SCIENCE!

COMING SOON!

The Big Month of Dick

Philip K. in the Hizzie!

(Special thanks to LCom for designing our banner.)

“Did that Robot have a Mustache?”

The Greatest Movie EVER!

Fear the Gooberzilla’s foam-flecked fanboy ravings, because

Transformers: The Movie is the Greatest Movie EVER!

See Also:

This movie contains:

RC, my robo-crush.

Pink Robots.

MADNESS!

AAAAAGH! ROBO-SQUID!!!

He turns into a motorcycle. Please no ‘handlebar’-related jokes.

Optimus Dies.

TRAUMA.

CLOSING THOUGHT!

Kinky.

Where’s Hajime Sorayama when you need him?

COMING SOON:

I think we need to keep reviewing films that are just right for the whole family to consume…

COMING SOON!

PERFECT!