Spirit-Jaguar Can’t Protect Your Chickenbag.

The 'Greatest' Movie EVER!
Don’t inhale the Voodoo Powder, because
The Serpent and the Rainbow is the ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER!
This film contains:
It's not so bad...
Bill Pullman on Voodoo Drugs.
Hey there!
Friendly Corpses.
ARGH!
TORTURE!
I see what you did there...
JAGUAR IS WATCHING YOU.
See, he's smiling.
Zakes Mokae, a Nice Man with Happy Feelings, All of the Time.
COMING SOON!
COMING SOON!
All John Rambo wanted was a cup of coffee…

15 Comments

  1. Ian says:

    Your reviews are great. I hope that your review of first blood will contain an indepth discussion as to the potential motivations of Brain Denehey?

  2. Eduardo M. says:

    Ah. Nothings brings a Saturday to a wonderful close like listening to a podcast, especially when the co-host is Katherine the Great.

  3. eeeper says:

    Bill Pullman on drugs! Woo hoo! How did this man make it to President of the US in ID4? The cover of this movie scared me plenty when I was a little ‘un. Never did have the gumption to rent it.

    Also, just to annoy Sean, I can’t wait to hear the First Blood podcast! Especially since I wasn’t able to go see John Rambo in the cinema despite getting a command to go see it by my high priest, Daryl Surat. Please Paul, save me! I don’t want to put in the coffin again!

  4. Don’t worry, Sean’s not on the First Blood podcast. Mwahaha.

  5. Kidder says:

    Hurray! The triumphant return of Katherine the Great! We missed your sassy attitude and the fact that you walk all over Goob.

  6. Hollywood says:

    I hate all of you oh so much.

    Just for that I am going to give Paul some LSD and turn this show into the Greatest Gilmore Girl Episode Ever Podcast!

  7. Jeff Tatarek says:

    “Don’t worry, Sean’s not on the First Blood podcast. Mwahaha.”

    If Daryl Surat isn’t co-hosting this one I fully expect carpet dramabombing.

  8. Then expect carpetbombing.

  9. Kidder says:

    I prefer the combined power of the duo simply known as “HwaCHA!”

  10. Gin says:

    Katherine! Woo hoo!

  11. Karaoke Ninja says:

    So finally listened to this. PAUL. My mom made my whole family sit through this movie when I was about 18 and I remember it being boring and awful, but really, the ONLY thing I remember about it is the nail through the nuts! How could you forget that?

    Also, Katherine is still incredible.

  12. Keith says:

    I believe the more acceptable scientific name for scrotum is “ham dangler.”

  13. Keith says:

    And I don’t know about vooodoo dust, but good ol’ fashioned American corpse powder is blown into the face.

  14. DensityDuck says:

    Wow, that was Bill Pullman? Hard to imagine that Lone Starr was in a zombie movie.

  15. Mojomambo says:

    If you are interested in owning a real piece of vo voodoo, I can hand-assemble a mojo bag (gris-gris) for you. Go to my web site, MojoMambo.net
    Take care! I really do mean that. Best regards, MojoMambo

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