It Only Hurts the First Time.

Conga to the beat of the steel-drums, mon, because Weekend at Bernies II is the Greatest (Worst) Movie EVER!

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Review in a Nutshell:  Remember Nietzsche?  That whole gazing into the Abyss, the Abyss gazes into you thing?   He was  talking about this movie.

This movie contains:

Bernie.

Voodoo Mind Control.

We completely neglected to mention Barry Bostwick.

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Spirit-Jaguar Can’t Protect Your Chickenbag.

The 'Greatest' Movie EVER!
Don’t inhale the Voodoo Powder, because
The Serpent and the Rainbow is the ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER!
This film contains:
It's not so bad...
Bill Pullman on Voodoo Drugs.
Hey there!
Friendly Corpses.
ARGH!
TORTURE!
I see what you did there...
JAGUAR IS WATCHING YOU.
See, he's smiling.
Zakes Mokae, a Nice Man with Happy Feelings, All of the Time.
COMING SOON!
COMING SOON!
All John Rambo wanted was a cup of coffee…