God Bless Uwe Boll 2: Electric Zombie Boogaloo

The 'Greatest' Movie EVER!
Grab your zombie-bashing stick, because
House of the Dead is the ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER!
Show Notes to follow. Sleep now.
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14 Responses

  1. I always wondered what the heck happened to your original co-hosts. Where the heck have they been?

  2. Majel Barret, Leonard Nimoy, Deforrest Kelley (in the first episode!), William Shatner, Mark Leonard, Diana Mulduar, all appeared in BOTH Star Trek: TOS and TNG, in addition to the two you mentioned. Epic Failure, Paul.

  3. George and Angel have been sequestered in the Appatosaurus Preserve because our schedules just wouldn’t line up until recently.

    As for Star Track, we already said we know nothing about it. And is knowing nothing about Star Track epic failure…or epic win? 🙂

  4. Well, I guess I can’t argue with that. (well, I could, but in the interest of going with the joke, I’m refraining.)

  5. We should be back on a bit more often now. We’d had this one planned for a while. Still it kinda feels good to come back on an Uwe Boll film. Of course Angel would disagree.

  6. Believe it or not, I didn’t catch the Captain Kirk joke in the movie in so much as than the line after it, about Jurgen Proctnow’s character being “the guy you’d see as a German submarine captain”. Maybe I heard it as Captain Kurt or it was so stupid I put a mental block on it. But, having seen “Das Boot”, I yawned when that joke was made.

    Call me a fan with mixed-up priorities.

  7. Next time you plan to do a podcast about an Uwe Boll film, (PLEASE do Alone in the Dark) learn to say his name correctly. http://kotaku.com/gaming/clips/say-uwe-boll-right-when-you-slam-his-crappy-movies-308401.php

  8. I’ve never had the pleasure of seeing this particular Boll-masterpiece. I think I saw Alone in the Dark right after BloodRayne and decided I didn’t deserve the pain. Now I have an odd craving to watch House of the Dead…

  9. “Hey, It’s That Guy!”

    http://www.fametracker.com/hey_its_that_guy/

  10. Did someone say zombie-bashing!?!?!?!?!?!?!

  11. Yes, and what of it, Zombies deserve to live free, free from the terror of being shot in the head. Ah who am I kidding, kill, em all.

  12. You guys need to play more Resident Evil, clearly. Zombie diaries go like this:

    May 16, 1998
    I heard a researcher who tried to escape from this mansion was shot last
    night. My entire body feels burning and itchy at night. When I was
    scratching the swelling on my arm, a lump of rotten flesh dropped off.
    What the hell is happening to me?

    May 19, 1998
    Fever gone but itchy.
    Hungry and eat doggy food.
    Itchy itchy Scott came.
    Ugly face so killed him.
    Tasty.

    4
    Itchy.
    Tasty.

  13. AH, but that was a PRE-Zombie diary, with Itchy, Tasty being the last thing written before complete T-virification. The guy who wrote the diary, (I’ll call him Phil.) was clearly a cannibal.

    Ok, good one.

    As far as Resident Evil, expect some RE-goodnes coming from us soon.

  14. George says “Literally” literally, way to much, literally.

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