This Time It Really is “Drink Your Vegetables.”

Don’t spare the bologna sandwiches, because Troll 2 is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.

Review in a Nutshell:   Wooden acting, cheap special effects, ridiculous fairy-tale logic, and crew of crazy Italians…it all adds up to one of the most awesomely bad movies in cinema history!

This movie contains:

Ghosts.

Goblins.

Delicious Vegan Cuisine.

Oh – oh dear God, no!  Just no!  DO NOT WANT!

FINAL THOUGHT:

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

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16 Responses

  1. Woo! I’ve been a Troll 2 fanatic for years now and even just saw a screening of Best Worst Movie a few days ago. This is going to be fun.

    Also wanted to say that typing A Gnome Named Gnorm into Youtube will give you the whole movie as the first results.

  2. That guy kind of looks like Orson Welles. Good thing you posted this I just ran out of GME and SCP eps to listen to. And I would have been quite a sad panda.

  3. Based on your description of the movie, Paul, I think a lot of the more puzzling Goblin behavior was influenced by the Christina Rossetti poem “Goblin Market.” It was an allegory for the loss of a woman’s innocence. It contained a lot of fruit, food, and, ah, fluid imagery.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goblin_Market

  4. Goblins are Mormons? Does this mean that HBO show with Bill Paxton is actually about Goblins?

    Do they ever explain why the ghost is there?

  5. I’m a big aghast that you’re unfamiliar with Claudio Fragasso. The man is a cult film fan treasure. Zombie 3, After Death, Rats: Night of Terror — his collaborations with Bruno Mattei are the stuff of legend. Like Pinhead, I offer up to you the puzzle box of Claudio Fragasso, Paul…I have such sights to show you.

  6. DON’t OPEN IT, PAUL!! DON”T OPEN IT!!!

  7. I own a copy of Rats: Night of Terror, although I haven’t watched it yet. And I’m almost certain that I’ve seen Zombie 3. So I’m not entirely unfamiliar. I just didn’t make time to read his IMDB page during the recording.

  8. Have you you heard a little film called “Zardoz”?

  9. sounds like someone hasn’t been hitting the archives.

  10. Well, that’s good news.

  11. Arrakis… Dune… Desert planet…

    Oh, sorry. Just having another fever dream.

    Mr. Gooberzilla, I request that you, at some point, discuss David Lynch’s effort(s) to bring Dune to the silver screen.

    I recently tried watching it for the first time and, as with Eraserhead, his grotesque imagery has scarred my brain.

  12. imdb? You should just have that info at the tip of your fingers, man!

    I read a great interview with Fragasso some years back where he basically laughed about how horrible all his movies are, then waved his hand dismissively and said, “you should have seen what the scripts were like before I fixed them up.” It chills a man to the very soul.

  13. “he basically laughed about how horrible all his movies are, then waved his hand dismissively and said, “you should have seen what the scripts were like before I fixed them up.” It chills a man to the very soul.”

    No joke. I shudder to think about it. If the scripts were bad BEFORE he got ahold of them, what are we talking about? Its like some sort of Pandora’s box situation. Do we dare open this or will it unleash ahell that will burn the Earth with red skies and eternal horror?

  14. funny how you mentioned the trolls… er goblins were Mormon… As if you look closely at the goblin headquarters there is a plack that has the typical Church of Jesus Christ of Latter day Saints logo on it. It’s hard to see but since I grew up in that church it was familiar to me. Pretty funny stuff… especially since filming of that nature would not be allowed…

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