The Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast
Reviewing only the finest films in the history of cinema. And robots, too.
Watch out for random fish monsters, because Shocking Dark is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the title or the Blu-ray cover above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Tom Pandich.
Review in a Nutshell: A Z-grade Italian exploitation film that manages to rip-off both The Terminator (1984) and Aliens (1986), Shocking Dark is none-the-less wildly entertaining in its brazenness. It truly has to be seen to be believed.
Fire up your post-apocalyptic motorbikes, because Rats: Night of Terror is the Greatest Movie EVER!.
Click on the Italian movie poster or the title above to download our review of the featuring Oli “InvidNinja92” Bulmer.
Review in a Nutshell: A low-budget post-apocalyptic Italian exploitation film that borrows liberally from such source material as Night of the Living Dead and H.G. Wells’ The Time Machine, Rats: Night of Terror is worth viewing for some surprisingly well composed scenes and an ending that is baffling in ways that only a Claudio Fragasso script can achieve. Squeak, squeak.
FINAL THOUGHT:
Do not use Google Image Search to look up this movie. The top results are massive spoilers.
Break out the silver bullets, because Monster Dog is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, feauting Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.
Review in a Nutshell: Staggeringly terrible rubber werewolf puppets mixed with spooky cinematography and a great location, Monster Dog is not quite Troll 2 levels of awesome, but it comes awfully close.
Don’t spare the bologna sandwiches, because Troll 2 is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.
Review in a Nutshell: Wooden acting, cheap special effects, ridiculous fairy-tale logic, and crew of crazy Italians…it all adds up to one of the most awesomely bad movies in cinema history!
This movie contains:
Ghosts.
Goblins.
Delicious Vegan Cuisine.
Oh – oh dear God, no! Just no! DO NOT WANT!
FINAL THOUGHT:
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
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