The Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast
Reviewing only the finest films in the history of cinema. And robots, too.
Hold on to your headstones, because The Return of the Living Dead (1985) is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Jeremy Kaufmann of Violence Mars.
Review in a Nutshell: A low-budget horror-comedy with a punk rock soundtrack, The Return of the Living Dead (1985) is both intensely political and acerbically satirical. “Send more cops.”
Grab a nice glass of water, because Real Men (1987) is the Greatest Movie EVER?
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Gerald Rathkolb of AnimeWordOrder.
Review in a Nutshell: A science fiction / buddy cop comedy by a first time director, Real Men (1987) suffers from truly baffling narrative, directorial, and editing decisions that make the film the cinematic equivalent of being kicked by a horse. It’s a weird one.
Hold on to your old-timey antique weapons, because Ready or Not (2019) is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Zoe from the Internet.
Review in a Nutshell: A gruesome, darkly satirical and very pointed horror-comedy that also serves as a reverse “home invasion” film, Ready or Not (2019) wears its politics on its sleeve.
Hang on to your ill-gotten goods, because Millionaires’ Express (1986) is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the Blu-ray cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Daryl Surat of AnimeWorldOrder.
Review in a Nutshell: A slapstick comedy with an extensive cast list and some truly jaw-dropping fight scenes and stunts, Millionaires’ Express (1986) is an unusual, one-of-a-kind film that defies expectations at nearly every turn.
Hold on to your interdimensional magical gems, because Psycho Goreman (2020) is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Kyle “ChibiUFO” Foster.
Review in a Nutshell: A horror-comedy with the sensibilities of a Nineties kid’s show crossed with a video game (complimentary), Psycho Goreman (2020) has strong comic timing, great production design, and solid performances from its cast.
Hold on to your candy canes, because Santa Claus: The Movie (1985) is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the DVD cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Vtuber extraordinaire Sasquatchulous.
Review in a Nutshell: Despite strong production design and an endearing performance by David Huddleston as Santa, Santa Claus: The Movie (1985) is weighed down dozens of bizarre narrative and directorial decisions that make the film go down like a lump of coal in your stocking.
Watch out for booby-traps, because The People Under the Stairs (1991) is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Zoe from the Internet.
Review in a Nutshell: While the horror elements of the film may seem tame by modern standards, The People Under the Stairs (1991) is buoyed up by strong performances, solid production design, and an absolutely scathing sense of social and political commentary.
Watch out for booby traps, because Dave Made a Maze (2017) is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Zoe from the Internet.
Review in a Nutshell: A warm, genuinely funny horror-comedy with great production design and a touching theme, Dave Made a Maze (2017) is a wonderfully imaginative film with a small budget and a big heart.
Hold on to your WWII era hostages, because Fantasy Mission Force (1983) is the Greatest Movie EVER?
Click on the movie title or the bootleg DVD cover above to download our review of the film, featuring Daryl Surat of AnimeWorldOrder.
Review in a Nutshell: The very existence of this utterly baffling martial arts / crime caper / historical / ghost story / musical is an affront to the concept of a just and rational universe. Watch it (at your own peril)!
Hang on to your glasses, because The Incredible Mr. Limpet is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Twitch Vtuber Sasquatchulous.
Review in a Nutshell: A middle-of-the-road family film that is buoyed up by a strong comic performance by Don Knotts, The Incredible Mr. Limpet is awash in strange subtext and unusual narrative choices.
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