The Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast
Reviewing only the finest films in the history of cinema. And robots, too.
Prince is the bomb-diggity, and Purple Rain is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This film contains:
Apollonia, not Vanity.
Prince playing with puppets.
Morris Day and Al Sharpton Impersonators.
Impeccable Eighties Fashion Sense.
The Greatest Freeze-Frame in Cinema History.
COMING SOON!
What’s big and metallic and voiced by Vin Diesel?
Join me and special guest host Chad “Winter” Clayton to find out.
Despite the fact that Mom picked it out, Trespass is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This film is all about:
Bill Paxton!
Ice T!
And Ice Cube, yo!
(Also featuring Tom “Tiny” Lister.)
Robert Van Winkle not appearing in this episode.
Hands down, The Million Dollar Hotel is the Worst Movie EVER!
In fact, the film was so bad, I didn’t want to slog through it a third time hunting for screen-caps.
So here’s a couple pics I stole off of Google Image Search:
Milla Jovovich and Jeremy Davies as Eloise and TomTom, respectively.
They hail from the Land of Bad Haircuts.
This film makes Kitty sad. 😦
Streets of Fire is without argument the Greatest Movie EVER! And this week I’m joined by Daryl and Gerald from AnimeWorldOrder, as well as Steve “Black Choppers” Harrison, to explore this fact.
Please visit Teleport-City and read Keith’s eloquent review of Streets of Fire.
Diane Lane and Michael Pare’ as Ellen Aim and Tom Cody, the star-crossed loves of this Rock & Roll Fable.
7 Minutes, 45 Seconds:
Paxton-ated!
8 Minutes, 48 Seconds In:
When I said Hopper, I meant this.
Not this.
12 Minutes, 34 Seconds In:
Rick Moranis as Billy Fish. He thinks he’s so tough.
24Minutes, 13 Seconds In:
“I wonder what I’m supposed to do with this… “
Why Willem Dafoe deserves an Academy Award:
COMING SOON!
Did I mention I love Dolph Lundgren?
Spider is the Greatest Movie EVER. Seriously. I’m not being facetious here. It’s an awesome film.
0 Minutes, 47 Seconds In:
Ralph Fiennes as Dennis “Spider” Kleg.
It’s spelled “Ralph”. It’s pronounced “Ray”. DOES NOT COMPUTE…
3 Minutes, 16 Seconds In:
John Neville as Terrence. He’s a sad puppy.
8 Minutes, 20 Seconds In:
Gabriel Byrne giving the look of death. I’m glad he’s not my dad.
12 Minutes, 1 Second In:
Miranda Richardson nice…
…Miranda Richardson naughty.
16 Minutes, 11 Seconds In:
We take a cheap-shot at Christopher Lloyd.
Until next time, we out! PEACE!
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