Strap on your hip-blaster, because Critters is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Review in a Nutshell: Critters is a charming creature feature filled with realistic human characters and outrageous alien criminals and bounty hunters. It features special effects by the Chiodo Brothers and Terrence Mann’s tremendous eighties hair.
This movie does not contain:
Jeff’s Enormous Horse, Carter.
Polish up your crystal skulls, because The Phantom is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Review in a Nutshell: Under-appreciated and generally unloved, The Phantom contains just the right blend of adventure, humor, and comic book logic. Treat Williams steals the show as the villain, Xander Drax.
Have a squishy Yuletide season, because
This movie contains:
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!