“We’ve come for the Krites.”

Strap on your hip-blaster, because Critters is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Review in a Nutshell:  Critters is a charming creature feature filled with realistic human characters and outrageous alien criminals and bounty hunters.  It features special effects by the Chiodo Brothers and Terrence Mann’s tremendous eighties hair.

This movie does not contain:

Jeff’s Enormous Horse, Carter.

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Billy Zane in Purple Pants.

Polish up your crystal skulls, because The Phantom is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Review in a Nutshell: Under-appreciated and generally unloved, The Phantom contains just the right blend of adventure, humor, and comic book logic.  Treat Williams steals the show as the villain, Xander Drax.

The Reason for the Season is…Demons?

The Greatest Movie EVER!
Have a squishy Yuletide season, because
Demon Knight is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
HAI GUYS!
BILLY ZANE.
Top Light is your Friend.
BILLY ZANE.
No SpongeBob jokes, please.
BILLY ZANE.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!