World’s Smuggest Indian?

Call in the cavalry, because Navajo Joe is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.

(NOTE:  The audio quality suffers a bit in this one.  I just moved and some switches got flipped, and the Skype conference was plagued with technical difficulties.  Apologies.)

Review in a Nutshell:  Navajo Joe puts the “spa” in Spaghetti Western.  Replete with inconsistent Spanish geography and Italian banditos, it’s the film Burt Reynolds wishes everyone would forget.

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God Bless Uwe Boll Part III: Not LotR, Srsly

Break out the boomerangs, because In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, aka Jason Statham Rides a Horse and Kills People, is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest co-host Daryl Surat of AnimeWorldOrder.

Review in a Nutshell:  Uwe Boll has an amazing gift to take any film of any genre and any budget-level and transform it into a clattering wreck of ineptitude punctuated with moments of actual competance.  In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale is no exception, and might possibly be Boll’s magnum opus.

The Most Dangerous Month – Deliverance

The Greatest Movie EVER!
Mind your merit badges, because Deliverance is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Distinguished!
Handsome Young Men, Smoking Pipes.
Ba da ding ding ding.
Banjo Wielding Freaks.
“This is the worst Boy Scout canoe retreat EVER.”
WHEEEEEEE!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
COMING SOON!
The exciting conclusion to Hunt You Like an Animal: The Most Dangerous Month.
What could possibly top all the films we’ve already covered?
COMING SOON!
OH SNAP!