Break out the boomerangs, because In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, aka Jason Statham Rides a Horse and Kills People, is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest co-host Daryl Surat of AnimeWorldOrder.
Review in a Nutshell: Uwe Boll has an amazing gift to take any film of any genre and any budget-level and transform it into a clattering wreck of ineptitude punctuated with moments of actual competance. In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale is no exception, and might possibly be Boll’s magnum opus.
Signaling the triumphant return of the Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast to uploading new content, we kick off the migration to the new hosting service with three movie reviews for the price of none!
Click here or click the picture above to download a podcast that examines Crank, Crank 2: High Voltage, and Gamer.
WARNING: This podcast contains dangerous levels of bleeped-out words and Daryl Surat.
Reviews in a Nutshell: Jason Statham drives a car and kills people. Gerard Butler does, too.
Click here if you wish to see the image that encapsulates the entirety of the Crank mythos.
This image is spoiler-iffic and not very polite. Viewer discretion is advised.
This is the only picture that should be required to convince you
that Death Race is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Review in a Nutshell: On one hand, indistinguishable gray vehicles firing machine guns at one another in an ash-colored soup of choppy action scenes. On the other hand, Mario Kart power-ups and Robin Shou. On the gripping hand, Jason Statham.