“Do You Wanna Paaar-teh?”

The movie poster for The Return of the Living Dead (1985), featuring punk rock corpses spray-painting the movie's title on a headstone.

Hold on to your headstones, because The Return of the Living Dead (1985) is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Jeremy Kaufmann of Violence Mars.

Review in a Nutshell: A low-budget horror-comedy with a punk rock soundtrack, The Return of the Living Dead (1985) is both intensely political and acerbically satirical. “Send more cops.”

Eat the Rich

The theatrical poster for Ready or Not (2019) featuring the cast posing dramatically with various antique weapons.

Hold on to your old-timey antique weapons, because Ready or Not (2019) is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Zoe from the Internet.

Review in a Nutshell: A gruesome, darkly satirical and very pointed horror-comedy that also serves as a reverse “home invasion” film, Ready or Not (2019) wears its politics on its sleeve.

Maybe He Actually Does Care for Hunky Boys?

The movie poster for Psycho Goreman (2020) featuring the main cast of humans and monsters posing dramatically, rendered in a realistic, painted style.

Hold on to your interdimensional magical gems, because Psycho Goreman (2020) is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Kyle “ChibiUFO” Foster.

Review in a Nutshell: A horror-comedy with the sensibilities of a Nineties kid’s show crossed with a video game (complimentary), Psycho Goreman (2020) has strong comic timing, great production design, and solid performances from its cast.

It’s Bigger on the Inside…

The movie poster for Dave Made a Maze (2017).

Watch out for booby traps, because Dave Made a Maze (2017) is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Zoe from the Internet.

Review in a Nutshell: A warm, genuinely funny horror-comedy with great production design and a touching theme, Dave Made a Maze (2017) is a wonderfully imaginative film with a small budget and a big heart.

Pop Goes the Weasel

Hang on to your soda cans, because Willy’s Wonderland is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie title or the Blu-ray cover above to download our review of the film, featuring Zoe of Friends From The Internet.

Review in a Nutshell: A horror-comedy starring Nicolas Cage as a silent protagonist murdering an abandoned theme park full of Satanic animatronics, Willy’s Wonderland is a fun little film whose obvious flaws are buoyed up by a great soundtrack and some quirky character acting.

“It’s Getting Weirder…”

Hold on to your crystal skulls, because House II: The Second Story is the Greatest Movie EVER?

Click on the title or the Blu-ray cover to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Kyle “ChibiUFO” Foster.

Review in a Nutshell: A PG-13 “sequel” to an R-rated original, House II: The Second Story is a horror comedy film that mostly works because of its strong production values, irreverent tone, and a strong performance by character actor Royal Danno as Gramps.

The Tragic Demise of Chocolate Chip Charlie

Control your sweet-tooth, because The Stuff is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring M.O.M., the Mistress of Malapropisms.

Review in a Nutshell: Existing in the uneasy space known as “horror-comedy”, The Stuff is a film that aspires to both gruesome “body melty” style thrills and scathing social commentary, with mixed results. Are you eating it, or is it eating you?

We bring the funny?

Don’t eat the cotton candy, because Killer Klowns from Outer Space is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This episode features special guest host Luke “Sasquatch” White.

Review in a Nutshell:  Equal parts bad puns and great make-up effects, Killer Klowns from Outer Space deserves every ounce of its cult film cred.  Come for the Chiodos, stay for the Klowns.

This movie contains:

Killer Klowns.

Pizza.

Double Secret Probation.