Swinging on a Star

Coming from a time when cappuccino was an unknown thing, Hudson Hawk is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the DVD cover or the title above to download our review of the film,

featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.

Review in a Nutshell: An R-rated adventure-comedy that vacillates between cartoonish violence and realistic brutality, Hudson Hawk is a movie that feels like a throwback to earlier heist films on one hand, yet was also seems at least ten years ahead of its time with its tale of Da Vinci conspiracy, mobsters, singing cat-burglars, and frothy Italian coffee drinks.

“The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.”

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Always wear your seatbelt, because Repo Man is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the Bluray cover or the movie title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.

Review in a Nutshell: A confluence of punk rock anarchy and self-deprecating suburban cynicism, Repo Man is also a high concept, low budget science fiction film with a bizarre sense of humor and an avante-garde edge. It’s the kind of film that could only have come from the early Eighties.

Aim for the Nerve Cluster!

Get ready to abuse some innocent fishmen, because ARENA is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.

Review in a Nutshell:  Did you see that guy just punch that giant rubber space lizard in the face?  Did you?  BECAUSE I SURE DID!

“12 Milkmen is Theoretically Possible…”

Let your freak flag fly, because Freaked is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or title above to download our review of the film, featuring special guest Saint Mort from The Saint Mort Show.

NOTE:  Matthew’s laptop broke a fan during the recording, so the quality of his track isn’t ideal.  We apologize for the buzzing sound.

Review in a Nutshell:  Freaked is a truly strange comedy with incredible special effects, amazing production design, and a surprisingly diverse cast.  It has to be seen to be believed.

House of 1000 Fishies?

Inflate your intertubes and break out the beach chairs, because Piranha (1978) is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the poster or the movie title above to download our review of the film, featuring a rather traumatized Katherine the Great.

Review in a Nutshell:  Despite a derivative plot and a low budget, Piranha is a remarkably effective horror movie certain to thrill and delight.  It’s still able to make poor Katherine squirm.

This movie contains:

Drunken Protagonists.

Mad Scientists.

Evil, Fish Geneticist Girlfriends.

WHAT HAS SCIENCE WROUGHT!?!

The Loneliness of Atomic-Powered Cephalopods

Beware of stock footage in the swamp, because Bride of the Monster is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Review in a Nutshell:  This movie contains Wood-en acting, lousy sets, rubber animals, and a veritable cavalcade of absurdities.  I love it dearly.

 This movie also contains:

SCIENCE!

Shaved Yetis.

Atomic Monsters?

We bring the funny?

Don’t eat the cotton candy, because Killer Klowns from Outer Space is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This episode features special guest host Luke “Sasquatch” White.

Review in a Nutshell:  Equal parts bad puns and great make-up effects, Killer Klowns from Outer Space deserves every ounce of its cult film cred.  Come for the Chiodos, stay for the Klowns.

This movie contains:

Killer Klowns.

Pizza.

Double Secret Probation.