Bad Moon, or Bad Touch?

Blame it on the family dog, because Bad Moon is the Greatest Movie EVER!

This movie contains:

Faithful Family Pets.

Nasty Werewolves.

Creepy Uncles.

FINAL THOUGHT:

This is not the expression I would make in reaction to an impending Werewolf mauling.

Spirit-Jaguar Can’t Protect Your Chickenbag.

The 'Greatest' Movie EVER!
Don’t inhale the Voodoo Powder, because
The Serpent and the Rainbow is the ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER!
This film contains:
It's not so bad...
Bill Pullman on Voodoo Drugs.
Hey there!
Friendly Corpses.
ARGH!
TORTURE!
I see what you did there...
JAGUAR IS WATCHING YOU.
See, he's smiling.
Zakes Mokae, a Nice Man with Happy Feelings, All of the Time.
COMING SOON!
COMING SOON!
All John Rambo wanted was a cup of coffee…