The Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast
Reviewing only the finest films in the history of cinema. And robots, too.
Hold onto your viscera, because Against the Dark is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Review in a Nutshell: A messy, straight-to-DVD action / horror movie, Against the Dark begs the question: Which is the real lumbering, undead monster? A vampire? Or Steven Seagal’s career?
Hold onto your eyeballs, because Event Horizon is the Greatest Movie EVER?
Review in a Nutshell: Cobbling together elements from Solaris, Hellraiser, Alien, and The Shining does not guarantee a good science fiction / horror film. The movie’s strong cast and solid set design can’t compensate for a disconnected, fundamentally absurd plot.
COMING SOON!
Sho Kosugi does some funky hand-jive.
Hold onto your hair-plugs, because Alligator is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Review in a Nutshell: Humorous and horrific, tightly edited and carefully paced, Alligator is the giant reptile movie that all the others imitate. Accept no substitutes!
This movie contains:
Robert Forster, the World’s Unluckiest Cop.
Henry Silva, Great White Hunter.
Male Pattern Baldness.
Gators Crashin’ Your Garden Party.
Don’t eat the cotton candy, because Killer Klowns from Outer Space is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This episode features special guest host Luke “Sasquatch” White.
Review in a Nutshell: Equal parts bad puns and great make-up effects, Killer Klowns from Outer Space deserves every ounce of its cult film cred. Come for the Chiodos, stay for the Klowns.
This movie contains:
Killer Klowns.
Pizza.
Double Secret Probation.
No, it’s not an obscure but terrifying poetic form, it’s Q, the Winged Serpent, the Greatest Movie EVER!
Review in a Nutshell: This movies is BAD. Really, really bad. No, I’m serious. It’s bad. Even the presence of David Carradine and Richard Roundtree cannot salvage this film.
On the plus side, Claymation dragon-dinosaur.
Beware of mutant space geckos, because Pitch Black is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Review in a Nutshell: Pitch Black is a clever little science fiction film with a used universe aesthetic and a scintillating performance by Vin Diesel as escaped convict Richard B. Riddick. Too bad David Twohy had to muck it all up in the sequel…
This movie contains:
Keith David, Space Faring Muslim.
Purple People Eaters? (Okay, that’s more of a Cyan…)
ACTING!
PATHOS.
COMING SOON!
Once again we’ll venture into the Gothic imagination of Guillermo del Toro
when Sean and I review The Devil’s Backbone.
Blame it on the family dog, because Bad Moon is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Faithful Family Pets.
Nasty Werewolves.
Creepy Uncles.
FINAL THOUGHT:
This is not the expression I would make in reaction to an impending Werewolf mauling.
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