Break out the silver bullets, because Monster Dog is the Greatest Movie EVER!
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Review in a Nutshell: Staggeringly terrible rubber werewolf puppets mixed with spooky cinematography and a great location, Monster Dog is not quite Troll 2 levels of awesome, but it comes awfully close.
Hold onto your boots, because Cube Zero is definitely not the Greatest Movie EVER!
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Review in a Nutshell: Hopelessly crippled by ridiculous writing and bad ideas, Cube Zero takes a decent little science fiction / horror series and piledrives it into the pavement. Its badness has to be seen to be believed.
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Review in a Nutshell: A great concept hampered by some weak characterizations, Prince of Darkness is a film that almost suceeds at replicating Lovecraftian cosmic horror. It serves as the second entry of John Carpenter’s “Apocalypse Trilogy”.
Hide the honey pot, because The Wicker Man is (definitely not) The Greatest Movie EVER!
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Review in a Nutshell: Good composition and production design cannot save a film that is poorly plotted, unconvincingly cast, and ultimately as subtle as a kick in the groin. Watch it for Nic Cage spazzing out. Or better yet, watch this clip on Youtube instead.
Strap on your hip-blaster, because Critters is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Review in a Nutshell:Critters is a charming creature feature filled with realistic human characters and outrageous alien criminals and bounty hunters. It features special effects by the Chiodo Brothers and Terrence Mann’s tremendous eighties hair.
Pack up your sleeping bags, because Sleepaway Camp is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Luke “The Sasquatch” White is our guest camp-counselor on this slice of summer camp horror. Please click the poster or the movie title to download the review.
Review in a Nutshell: Thanks to clever directing and several symbolic artistic flourishes, Sleepaway Camp remains a shocking experience more than a quarter-century after its initial release. It’s a rare example of a horror movie with a disturbing exploration of a theme.
This movie contains:
The Arrow Gag.
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