The Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast
Reviewing only the finest films in the history of cinema. And robots, too.
Hold on to your outboard motors, because Killer Crocodile (1989) is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the Blu-ray cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring the Internet’s Tom Pandich.
Review in a Nutshell: An absolutely shameless rip-off of Jaws (1975), Killer Crocodile (1989) is a knee-slapping good time that – like many Italian exploitation films – is also likely to leave you scratching your head in confusion in places.
Get out your bag of treats, because Man’s Best Friend (1993) is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the Bluray cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Matt “Saint Mort” Kelly from Horror Movie Night.
Review in a Nutshell: A competently made film that can’t seem to pick a tone and stick with it, Man’s Best Friend (1993) is hampered as a horror film by some questionable characterization, tonal inconsistencies, and a canine antagonist that is entirely too adorable for his murderous role.
Bind up the bush pigs, because The Big Alligator River, aka The Great Alligator, aka Caiman, aka Alligator is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring the return of M.O.M., the Mistress of Malapropisms.
Review in a Nutshell: Beautiful scenery, weird electronic music, and slick Italian cinematography combined with the lamest rubber alligator puppet you’ll ever see make The Big Alligator River a milestone of croc-sploitation.
This movie contains:
Photography!
Alan Moore?
Mind-boggling Special Effects!
Load up your kangaroo-shootin’ rifle, because Razorback is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Katherine the Great.
Review in a Nutshell: At times strangely psychedelic, Razorback is a “killer critter” horror film with some strange artistic flourishes and a rather immobile giant boar puppet. As Katherine says, this one falls somewhere in between Jaws and Jaws: The Revenge in terms of quality.
This movie contains:
Grandpa RAGE!
Typical Australian Hospitality.
There’s a giant rampaging boar hidden somewhere in this picture. Can you spot it?
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