Tag Archives: Professor Toru Tanaka

It’s Gettin’, It’s Gettin’, It’s Gettin’ Kinda Heavy

Break out the kali sticks, because The Perfect Weapon is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Daryl Surat, Gerald Rathkolb, and Max Dunn.

Review in a Nutshell:  One of the best cinematic showcases of American Kenpo, The Perfect Weapon features a large cast of our favorite Asian character actors and lots of whacky violence.  Jeff Speakman stars as the lily-white protagonist who must show those villainous foreigners the true heart of martial arts.  HE’S GOT THE POWER!

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Ninjas Stole this Episode from Daryl Surat.

Prepare to lurk in public restroom stalls and playgrounds, because Revenge of the Ninja is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Review in a Nutshell:  The second film in the unofficial “Ninja Trilogy”, Revenge of the Ninja is a real-deal ninja movie starring real-deal ninja, Sho Kosugi.  Be prepared for skullduggery and lots of dirty tricks in this slice of eighties goodness.

This movie contains:

Scary Ninja Masks.

Ninja Violence.

Ninja Grandma?

Y-M-C-A!

The Most Dangerous Month – The Running Man

The Greatest Movie EVER!
Grab a six-pack of Cadre Cola, because The Running Man is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
No tongue, Killian.
Killian.
Tanaka is Fired.
Professor Sub-Zero.
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Dynamo!
This guy loves his job.
Buzzsaw.
Snake Eater?
Fireball.
Former Governor of Minnesota.
Captain Freedom.
Oh, yeah. Arnold’s in it, too.
COMING SOON!
The Most Dangerous Month continues…
COMING SOON!
“Maybe you should drive, Ice-T?”