The Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast
Reviewing only the finest films in the history of cinema. And robots, too.
Break out the repeating crossbows, because Underworld: Rise of the Lycans is the Greatest Movie EVER!
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Review in a Nutshell: Underworld: Rise of the Lycans is the best of the Underworld series, mostly because it riffs on Lord of the Rings rather than The Matrix. Also, this time the vampires finally get what’s coming to them.
This movie contains:
Ugly Vampires.
Scruffy Werewolves.
‘Unconfirmed’ Kills.
Gas up the Dune Buggy, because Doomsday is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Review in a Nutshell: Imagine a distillation of all the crazy stuff that made eighties action movies so remarkable, now add exploding rabbits and Ren Fair. That’s Doomsday.
This movie contains:
Cybernetic Eyeballs.
Punk Rock Apocalypse Cannibals.
Medieval Knights on Horseback.
Graphical Interface Manipulation Program?
This movie does not contain:
This lady.
COMING SOON:
We need to do something special for episode 150.
Ah, soap. The yardstick of civilization.
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