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Get ready to fire all your ammunition at that scary moth,

because Phantoms is (probably not) the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film,

featuring Dave and Joel from Fast Karate for the Gentleman.

Review in a Nutshell: This movie is entirely forgettable. Dean Koontz’s writing causes temporary amnesia. Wait, what were we talking about again? Who are you people? What is this place?

Also, be sure to check out Paul’s work on Skin Crawling Comics. The IndieGoGo campaign can be found HERE.

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The Ballad of Duck Cheesecake

Hold onto you noses, because Conan the Barbarian (2011) is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Dave and Joel from Fast Karate for the Gentleman.

Review in a Nutshell:  Although the film contains good casting and some truly hilarious moments, the new Conan film is missing a certain something that puts our guest hosts ill at ease.  Paul still considers it to be the “feel-good family comedy of the year.”