Slasher Films – The Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast

Paul Rudd, Student of the Dark Arts, Esquire

Hold on to your ancient, druidic rituals, because Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995) is the Greatest Movie EVER? Click on the movie title or the promo banner above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Kyle “ChibiUFO” Foster.

Review in a Nutshell: The sixth in a long line of sequels, remakes, and reboots, Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995) is notable for having a troubled production complicated by last-minute reshoots, resulting in a bizarre producer’s cut and a fascinatingly broken theatrical cut.

“Is There a Doctor in the House?”

Make sure you warm up that stethoscope, because Dr. Giggles is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Tom ‘Internet Terrorist’ Pandich and Kristina ‘ChibiUFO’ Foster.

Review in a Nutshell: Dr. Giggles is a strange film. Ostensibly a horror movie, Larry Drake plays the titular slasher-villain like a live-action cartoon, while the rest of the cast is mostly dramatically serious in their roles. The contrast is jarring, and although I appreciate terrible puns as much as the next person, the movie never quite strikes the proper balance between horror and humor.

FINAL THOUGHT:

Yes, this scene is accompanied by at least one “give me a hand” pun. It’s mandatory.

If Loving Robots is Wrong…

Hide the freon, because Crash and Burn is the Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Andrew from The Veef Show.

Review in a Nutshell: A low-budget science fiction slasher film, Crash and Burn cribs more from The Terminator than from earlier Charles Band properties. Along with Robot Wars, this is one of many films purported to be a sequel to Robot Jox.

This movie contains:

The Future!

Hand Trauma.

Bill Moseley, Paragon of Acting Technology.

Melancholy Robots.