Get ready to shake the pillars of Heaven, because Big Trouble and Little China is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean ‘Hollywood’ Hunting.
Review in a Nutshell: It’s all in the reflexes.
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Hey, everyone. Carl Boehm of The Info Zombie invited me to talk about John Carpenter’s Halloween and the challenges of horror literature.
CLICK HERE or on the graphic above to check it out.
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Do you read Sutter Kane? Because In the Mouth of Madness is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting.
Review in a Nutshell: A reality-bending, Lovecraftian pastiche that never really comes together, In the Mouth of Madness is an interesting failure. It’s not nearly as bad as everyone claims it is, though.
And thus we conclude our H.P. Lovecraft theme month. Thanks for listening, Lovecraft fans, and eldritch dreams to one and all.
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Hide the mirrors, because Prince of Darkness is the Greatest Movie EVER!
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Review in a Nutshell: A great concept hampered by some weak characterizations, Prince of Darkness is a film that almost suceeds at replicating Lovecraftian cosmic horror. It serves as the second entry of John Carpenter’s “Apocalypse Trilogy”.
This movie contains:
Satan?
Satan.
SATAN!!!
Filed under: Fantasy, Greatest Movie EVER, Horror, John Carpenter, Sci Fi, Zombies | Tagged: Alice Cooper, Cosmic Horror, Donald Pleasance, Horror Movies, John Carpenter, Quantum Physics, Theology | 11 Comments »
Fire up your flame-thrower, because John Carpenter’s The Thing is the Greatest Movie EVER!
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Review in a Nutshell: Brimming over with gore and paranoia, John Carpenter’s The Thing is a pessimistic vision and a luminary example of the science fiction / horror subgenre.
COMING SOON!
“You fool! My kung fu is best!”
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Escape from LA is the Greatest Movie EVER, much to the chagrin of Dave and Joel over at Fast Karate for the Gentlemen.
2 Minutes, 4 Seconds In:
The name I was looking for here was “Lee Van Cleef”.
3 Minutes, 16 Seconds In:
Cuervo Jones, the villain of this picture. He’s into love and peace.
15 Minutes, 21 Seconds In:
I don’t care what Mom says, Pam Grier is all woman. Even when she’s technically a man.
17 Minutes, 34 Seconds In:
Mom is totally fired. But fear not, intrepid listeners, she’ll certainly be back. Only at greatly reduced pay…
COMING SOON!
“I don’t need no gun!”
That’s right, folks. Tune in soon to hear the Almighty Gooberzilla, Daryl Surat from AnimeWorldOrder, and the aforementioned Dave and Joel from Fast Karate for the Gentlemen tackle the transcendent glory of the Greatest GREATEST Movie EVER, Commando!
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Ghosts of Mars is the Greatest Movie EVER! And don’t let any Closet Dino-sympathizers tell you differently. (^_~)
3 Minutes, 37 Seconds In:
Ice Cube, Master thespian! Witness his staggering range of emotions:
Angry.
Miffed.
Irritated.
11 Minutes, 41 Seconds In:
Natasha Henstridge at her finest.
14 Minutes, 30 Seconds In:
Big Daddy Manson — er, I mean, “Mars”.
Big Daddy Mars has got the public speaking skillz.
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OBEY.
Break out your Ray-Bans, because They Live is the Greatest Movie EVER!
This movie contains:
Best Buds 4EVER.
Working out Your Differences Like Civilized Gentlemen.
I don’t care what Sean says, Meg Foster’s eyes are intoxicating.
Modern Living.
The Best Ending In Hollywood Cinema History.
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