The Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast
Reviewing only the finest films in the history of cinema. And robots, too.
Hold on to your headstones, because The Return of the Living Dead (1985) is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Jeremy Kaufmann of Violence Mars.
Review in a Nutshell: A low-budget horror-comedy with a punk rock soundtrack, The Return of the Living Dead (1985) is both intensely political and acerbically satirical. “Send more cops.”
Watch out for magic tricks, because Lord of Illusions (1995) is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Franklin Raines of Oddity Game Seekers.
Review in a Nutshell: Crossing supernatural horror with a film noir sensibility, Lord of Illusions (1995) has strong production design and good performances from a bevy of character actors, but it suffers from sluggish pacing and an inconsistent tone. It’s an interestingly messy film.
Hold on to your old-timey antique weapons, because Ready or Not (2019) is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Zoe from the Internet.
Review in a Nutshell: A gruesome, darkly satirical and very pointed horror-comedy that also serves as a reverse “home invasion” film, Ready or Not (2019) wears its politics on its sleeve.
Hold on to your interdimensional magical gems, because Psycho Goreman (2020) is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Kyle “ChibiUFO” Foster.
Review in a Nutshell: A horror-comedy with the sensibilities of a Nineties kid’s show crossed with a video game (complimentary), Psycho Goreman (2020) has strong comic timing, great production design, and solid performances from its cast.
Watch out for booby-traps, because The People Under the Stairs (1991) is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Zoe from the Internet.
Review in a Nutshell: While the horror elements of the film may seem tame by modern standards, The People Under the Stairs (1991) is buoyed up by strong performances, solid production design, and an absolutely scathing sense of social and political commentary.
Watch out for booby traps, because Dave Made a Maze (2017) is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Zoe from the Internet.
Review in a Nutshell: A warm, genuinely funny horror-comedy with great production design and a touching theme, Dave Made a Maze (2017) is a wonderfully imaginative film with a small budget and a big heart.
Hold on to your ancient, druidic rituals, because Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995) is the Greatest Movie EVER? Click on the movie title or the promo banner above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Kyle “ChibiUFO” Foster.
Review in a Nutshell: The sixth in a long line of sequels, remakes, and reboots, Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995) is notable for having a troubled production complicated by last-minute reshoots, resulting in a bizarre producer’s cut and a fascinatingly broken theatrical cut.
Hold on to your outboard motors, because Killer Crocodile (1989) is the Greatest Movie EVER!
Click on the Blu-ray cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring the Internet’s Tom Pandich.
Review in a Nutshell: An absolutely shameless rip-off of Jaws (1975), Killer Crocodile (1989) is a knee-slapping good time that – like many Italian exploitation films – is also likely to leave you scratching your head in confusion in places.
Always follow The Rules, because The Boy (2016) is the Greatest Movie EVER?
Click on the movie poster or title above to download our review of the film, featuring guest host Zoe.
Review in a Nutshell: A slow-paced and artistic horror film that descends into utter madness in the final act, The Boy (2016) is ultimately more interesting in theory than execution, but there’s still plenty of food for thought here.
Strap on your six-shooters, because Ghost Town (1988) is the Greatest Movie EVER?
Click on the Bluray cover or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Phillip.
Review in a Nutshell: Hampered by a troubled production within a collapsing studio, Ghost Town (1988) is a “Weird Western” horror movie with an identity crisis whose moments of clear potential sadly fall short. Cool poster, though.
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